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To all of you watcher people who might be out there, I have a favor to ask! No, you don't have to act a martyr or pull a heist at a donut shop (unless you REALLY want to). I would like to ask that everybody reads this: voices.yahoo.com/article/96052… And if you are so inclined, also leave a comment. 
It's a poem of mine published on a Yahoo site, and I can actually get paid for how many pageviews I get. So please clickey! Much love and thanks! <3
It's a poem of mine published on a Yahoo site, and I can actually get paid for how many pageviews I get. So please clickey! Much love and thanks! <3
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Wheeeeeeeeeee!
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So lately I've been busy learning how to run for joining the Air Force. And I run pretty slow. Like, I was in the dust of a couple of snails. But I hope to improve! I've also been adjusting to Missouriness. There is a free zoo, which is awesome 
If you feel like it, vote on one of my hoodie designs. If you don't feel like it, then I demand instead that you become a seagull and eat an Alka-Seltzer.
If you feel like it, vote on one of my hoodie designs. If you don't feel like it, then I demand instead that you become a seagull and eat an Alka-Seltzer.
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100 Questions! Meme
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1) Full Name: Alexandra Caitlin Weingartner
2) Male/Female: Female
3) Were you named after anyone?: I can only assume Alexander the Great. Caitlin came from a book. Weingartner is...kinda hereditary.
4) Does your name mean anything?: Defender of man.
5) Nick Name(s): Alex
6) Who do you think you look like: I think as a kid I looked like the kid from Matilda
7) Date Of Birth: March 29 '91
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Ft. Carson, CO Now I'm in Texas
9) Nationality: Cracker
10) Astrology Sign: Aries
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Sheep. Baaaah.
12) Religion: Agnostic
13) What's your favorite smell?: Favorite?
14) Political Position?: The ass. I mean, Democrat.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: something caffeinated, usually Diet Coke
16) Hair + Eye color: Brown, blue
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Uhhh...vaguely like Sarah Jane Smith
18) What do you look like?: I look kinda like a mostly-bald tamarin.
19) Any unusual talents?: Can move eyes individually to the sides
20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: trisexual
22) What do you do for a living?: I watch loinspawn for money.
23) What do you do for fun?: MUCKing!
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: pencil, marker, colored pencils, and my camera <3
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: oil paints
26) Have you met your grandparents?: All four grandparents, one great-grandmother also.
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: My hand? well...okay, there are no people.
28) Crush: Croutons on my salad
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: 9th Doctor
30) Current worries?: Student loans. Ugh.
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Tom is my friend. On Myspace. Because he stalks everybody.
32) Favorite place to be?: My room
33) Least favorite place to be?: Clothing shops
34) Do you burn or tan?: tan
35) Ever break a bone?: a toe. I think
36) What is your favorite cereal?: cinnamon toast crunch
37) Person you cry with: N/A
Do You Have...
38) Any sisters: Yup. Two.
39) Any brothers: Yup. Three.
40) Any pets: I have a dog who is stupid but very cute.
41) An Illness: Mental? Check.
42) A Pager: Not cool enough.
43) A Personal phone line: My cell
44) A Cell phone: Yup.
45) A visible birthmark: No, but several invisible ones.
46) A Pool or hot tub: pool
47) A Car: Nope
Describe Your...
48) Personality: Lazy, quiet, insane, lazy, kind, insane, repetitive
49) Driving: There are two types of pedestrians: The quick, and the dead
50) Your clothing style: T-shirt and jeans
51) Room: Chaotic state
52) What's missing: Cleanliness
53) School: Went to MC
54) Bed: Precarious
55) Relationship with your parent(s): My mom and I usually have a loud relationship. Typically, it involves yelling at me for being lazy. My dad, I don't talk to much/
56) Do you believe in yourself: I have about as much self-confidence as a lemming
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I'd like a family, a horse, and a personal chef who makes awesome fried pickles.
60) Get Along with your parents: My mom: ALEX, CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Me: WHY?! I LIKE IT LIKE THIS!
61) Save your e-mail conversations: I rarely delete emails
62) Pray: ing mantis
63) Believe in reincarnation: Not really
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: No...
65) Like to talk on the phone: HELL NO
66) Like to eat?: *mouth full* Huh?
67) Like to exercise?: I like to swim...and march XD
68) Like to watch sports?: Not really
69) Sing in the car?: Sometimes
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Usually something incredibly gorey.
71) Dream in color: As far as I know, usually
72) Do you have nightmares?: Often
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No. My real animal takes up too much space
74) Right next to you: a bottle of water
75) On your favorite coffee cup?: A cow. Not like I drink coffee.
76) On your mouse pad: I don't have a mousepad
77) favorite flavor of gum?: spearmint
78) Your brand of deodorant?: Mitchum
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Australia
80) Your dream husband/wife: Tall, nerdy, strong. What's weird is, all of these could describe Jorgen von Strangle.
81) Hiding in your closet?: an evil monkey
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Fu-chan! And Ashley
84) Your bad time of the day: Morning. JESUS CRISPIES do I hate mornings.
85) Your worst fear(s): BEES
86) What's the weather like: Sunny. Dry.
87) Your favorite time of year?: Fall.
88) Your favorite holiday?: 4th of July. BLOWING STUFF UP MAKES ME HAPPY.
89) A material weakness?: Diet Coke
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: potato chips with bleu cheese
91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Make a to-do list
92) The hardest thing about growing up: The parts where laziness is not permitted
93) A pet peeve?: People who smoke in entranceways
94) Your scariest moment: My first time being surgical assistant. Oh, I was nervous.
95) Your attitude about love?: The greatest thing you'll ever learn...is just to love, and be loved in return.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: OH MY GOD YOU LIKE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH, TOO!
97) The worst feeling in the world: Probably needing to poop but can't.
98) The best feeling in the world: That stomach flippy feeling from dropping. I love it.
99) Who sent this to you?: Bing search. From hoshisora's journal.
100) Tag?: EVERYBODY
2) Male/Female: Female
3) Were you named after anyone?: I can only assume Alexander the Great. Caitlin came from a book. Weingartner is...kinda hereditary.
4) Does your name mean anything?: Defender of man.
5) Nick Name(s): Alex
6) Who do you think you look like: I think as a kid I looked like the kid from Matilda
7) Date Of Birth: March 29 '91
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Ft. Carson, CO Now I'm in Texas
9) Nationality: Cracker
10) Astrology Sign: Aries
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Sheep. Baaaah.
12) Religion: Agnostic
13) What's your favorite smell?: Favorite?
14) Political Position?: The ass. I mean, Democrat.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: something caffeinated, usually Diet Coke
16) Hair + Eye color: Brown, blue
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Uhhh...vaguely like Sarah Jane Smith
18) What do you look like?: I look kinda like a mostly-bald tamarin.
19) Any unusual talents?: Can move eyes individually to the sides
20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: trisexual
22) What do you do for a living?: I watch loinspawn for money.
23) What do you do for fun?: MUCKing!
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: pencil, marker, colored pencils, and my camera <3
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: oil paints
26) Have you met your grandparents?: All four grandparents, one great-grandmother also.
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: My hand? well...okay, there are no people.
28) Crush: Croutons on my salad
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: 9th Doctor
30) Current worries?: Student loans. Ugh.
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Tom is my friend. On Myspace. Because he stalks everybody.
32) Favorite place to be?: My room
33) Least favorite place to be?: Clothing shops
34) Do you burn or tan?: tan
35) Ever break a bone?: a toe. I think
36) What is your favorite cereal?: cinnamon toast crunch
37) Person you cry with: N/A
Do You Have...
38) Any sisters: Yup. Two.
39) Any brothers: Yup. Three.
40) Any pets: I have a dog who is stupid but very cute.
41) An Illness: Mental? Check.
42) A Pager: Not cool enough.
43) A Personal phone line: My cell
44) A Cell phone: Yup.
45) A visible birthmark: No, but several invisible ones.
46) A Pool or hot tub: pool
47) A Car: Nope
Describe Your...
48) Personality: Lazy, quiet, insane, lazy, kind, insane, repetitive
49) Driving: There are two types of pedestrians: The quick, and the dead
50) Your clothing style: T-shirt and jeans
51) Room: Chaotic state
52) What's missing: Cleanliness
53) School: Went to MC
54) Bed: Precarious
55) Relationship with your parent(s): My mom and I usually have a loud relationship. Typically, it involves yelling at me for being lazy. My dad, I don't talk to much/
56) Do you believe in yourself: I have about as much self-confidence as a lemming
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I'd like a family, a horse, and a personal chef who makes awesome fried pickles.
60) Get Along with your parents: My mom: ALEX, CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Me: WHY?! I LIKE IT LIKE THIS!
61) Save your e-mail conversations: I rarely delete emails
62) Pray: ing mantis
63) Believe in reincarnation: Not really
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: No...
65) Like to talk on the phone: HELL NO
66) Like to eat?: *mouth full* Huh?
67) Like to exercise?: I like to swim...and march XD
68) Like to watch sports?: Not really
69) Sing in the car?: Sometimes
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Usually something incredibly gorey.
71) Dream in color: As far as I know, usually
72) Do you have nightmares?: Often
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No. My real animal takes up too much space
74) Right next to you: a bottle of water
75) On your favorite coffee cup?: A cow. Not like I drink coffee.
76) On your mouse pad: I don't have a mousepad
77) favorite flavor of gum?: spearmint
78) Your brand of deodorant?: Mitchum
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Australia
80) Your dream husband/wife: Tall, nerdy, strong. What's weird is, all of these could describe Jorgen von Strangle.
81) Hiding in your closet?: an evil monkey
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Fu-chan! And Ashley
84) Your bad time of the day: Morning. JESUS CRISPIES do I hate mornings.
85) Your worst fear(s): BEES
86) What's the weather like: Sunny. Dry.
87) Your favorite time of year?: Fall.
88) Your favorite holiday?: 4th of July. BLOWING STUFF UP MAKES ME HAPPY.
89) A material weakness?: Diet Coke
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: potato chips with bleu cheese
91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Make a to-do list
92) The hardest thing about growing up: The parts where laziness is not permitted
93) A pet peeve?: People who smoke in entranceways
94) Your scariest moment: My first time being surgical assistant. Oh, I was nervous.
95) Your attitude about love?: The greatest thing you'll ever learn...is just to love, and be loved in return.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: OH MY GOD YOU LIKE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH, TOO!
97) The worst feeling in the world: Probably needing to poop but can't.
98) The best feeling in the world: That stomach flippy feeling from dropping. I love it.
99) Who sent this to you?: Bing search. From hoshisora's journal.
100) Tag?: EVERYBODY
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Devious Journal Entry
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...get the words out. Serina noticed he was trembling..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
My second monitor got in the way...
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Toddlers & Tiaras
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:45 pm.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:57 pm.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dog, being asleep.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming home from work last night. I looked at the rain falling.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My MUCK windows
9. What are you wearing?
Jeff Dunham tshirt and blue jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
yes...but I don't remember the dream
11. When did you last laugh?
Today, after reading the definition of 'crank dat lion king' on Urban Dictionary
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A calendar, an autographed picture of Carlisle from Twilight, several anime-style drawings, a bulletin board.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Some creepy guy when I was walking to Walgreens.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I like it!
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kick-Ass
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A Buffet-Crampon Tosca Bb Clarinet...
and a horse...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I've been hit in the head with a shoe during a fight, before.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Free, good healthcare for any and all that need it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Only when nobody else can see it.
20. George Bush:
Chimp in a suit.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
When I'm mad at her...'Come here, dammit!'
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alphonse
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
For sure.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
What the fuck are you doing here? If you hurry, you won't miss the Beatles concert in Hell.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
EVERYONE!
"...get the words out. Serina noticed he was trembling..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
My second monitor got in the way...
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Toddlers & Tiaras
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:45 pm.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:57 pm.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dog, being asleep.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming home from work last night. I looked at the rain falling.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My MUCK windows
9. What are you wearing?
Jeff Dunham tshirt and blue jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
yes...but I don't remember the dream
11. When did you last laugh?
Today, after reading the definition of 'crank dat lion king' on Urban Dictionary
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A calendar, an autographed picture of Carlisle from Twilight, several anime-style drawings, a bulletin board.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Some creepy guy when I was walking to Walgreens.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I like it!
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kick-Ass
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A Buffet-Crampon Tosca Bb Clarinet...
and a horse...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I've been hit in the head with a shoe during a fight, before.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Free, good healthcare for any and all that need it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Only when nobody else can see it.
20. George Bush:
Chimp in a suit.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
When I'm mad at her...'Come here, dammit!'
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alphonse
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
For sure.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
What the fuck are you doing here? If you hurry, you won't miss the Beatles concert in Hell.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
EVERYONE!
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73% Virgin
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Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number u have the more you've done! after you are done tag 3 random friends so they can take this quiz!
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92
31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89
41. Made Out.
42. Laughed so hard you cried..
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die..
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
61. Avoided somebody..
62. Been stalked..
63. Stalked someone..
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument..
66. Ridden a horse..
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped..
69. Ding dong ditched somebody..
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls..
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush..
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat..
78. Been to another country..
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day..
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
Percentage So Far: 74
91. Been mistaken for a teacher.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Total percentage: 73%
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number u have the more you've done! after you are done tag 3 random friends so they can take this quiz!
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92
31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89
41. Made Out.
42. Laughed so hard you cried..
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die..
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
61. Avoided somebody..
62. Been stalked..
63. Stalked someone..
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument..
66. Ridden a horse..
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped..
69. Ding dong ditched somebody..
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls..
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush..
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat..
78. Been to another country..
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day..
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
Percentage So Far: 74
91. Been mistaken for a teacher.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Total percentage: 73%
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