~LuthienNenharma

Okay...so I gots an OMFGWTF story. So, last night, I was playing on my computer. Not so unusual, right? I stayed up a bit later than I had originally planned, but that was okay, so I just went straight to bed after I was done.
Only, as I was lying there, trying to sleep, I heard something strange. It -sounded- like our back gate being closed, so I got up and went to our kitchen, in direct line of sight with said gate. I didn't see or hear anything else, until maybe 45 minutes after that, while I was again lying down and trying to sleep. One of my windows was open, since it was a warm night, and as I lay drowsy, I heard something--voices?
I lay still, but listened. There were definitely two voices, but they were whispering, and I couldn't make out any words.
Okay, that tore it. After freezing up for a moment, I clambered out of bed and went for my door, sliding it open. I went into my mom's room to tug on her arm. "There's voices!" or something like that. She turned on the outside lights, but nothing, or no-one, seemed to be there.
"You were dreaming it." she suggested.
Like I was bolt awake and dreaming...ppft.
So, I eventually get to sleep.
In the morning, my mom walks in and wakes me up. "So, there was someone outside your window. A chair and table are sitting out there."
Great. I would have preferred if I -had- been hallucinating.
So, my mom notifies the police, a cop comes over to investigate and file a report, asks some questions, and tells me to call 9-1-1 if I hear or suspect anything more.
See, I'm gonna buy a sword though, so those motherf*****s better watch themselves. Either that or I'll start taking karate again.
I'm considering sticking my webcam in my window tonight, in case they come back.
Oh, and this means we're getting a big doggie now that will actually NOTICE when someone is in our yard.
Izzy gets a F----------------- as watchdog.

Oh, and to explain the title, that was what the cop said is the official offense commited.